I thought I would eschew the use of exclamation marks!! And don’t you think I have been using too many question marks lately?? I know I find it annoying! Don’t you?
Of course, there is a point to punctuation. There are books written about it. I haven’t read them. It shows, I suppose.
Sometimes, it is said, with regard to punctuation and other things, less is more. I, personally, don’t buy it. Less is less and more is more, as far as I am concerned. I think the less-is-more brigade mean that less is best.
Either that or it is some salesman’s trick: “If you want this car with front and rear seats, climate control air-conditioning, six-stacker CD player, sat-nav, sixteen cup-holders, angora-like carpets, silk-touch safety belts, ivory-look steering wheel, silver-plated spark plugs, inbuilt vacuum cleaner, etc etc it will only cost you $39,999 drive away no more to pay. BUT, if you would like our sports model which has no frills but the engine makes a lot of noise so it sounds like you are going fast…then you will pay $69,999!” In that case, I agree, less is more.
Which leads me to “The Einstein Factor”. I was watching this on TV the other night(http://www.abc.net.au/ einsteinfactor/). I think quiz contestants have a lot to answer for. I notice that none of the contestants on “The Einstein Factor” has chosen “global warming” as their specialty. Oh! I forgot: we’re not allowed to say “global warming” any more since, apparently, if we say “global warming” too many times it might lead to another ice age. We now speak of “climate change” or better still “anthropogenic climate change”. Which leads me to a stunned silence.
I suppose the risk is that the adjudicators on the aforementioned show would start an all-in brawl about the questions, let along the answers. For example:
Question - If all the car-makers are putting “climate control ” air conditioning in cars these days why can’t we control the climate?
Is the answer: A. We can, but it only works in developed countries.
B. We can, but it is just too hard to get everyone to choose the same setting; or
C. We can’t, because you have to wind the windows down for it to work and no one is prepared to do that.